Sri Chinmoy 3 Miles Report by Nick Sheard

Welcome aboard the ERR Starship Self-Transcendence!  

  Attempting a take off from Planet Cutteslowe. 19 May 2025. 7pm. Captain: The Right Honorable (and right on) Graham Bridges. Other crew members: Byworth, Dally, Craggs, Garton, Sheard. What a team!  Aiming to achieve warp factor 9 and transcend to a higher plane, expanding and evaporating personal boundaries as we float out of our daily orbit and rise 3 miles above and beyond ourselves. Time goes by, so slowly. Time goes by, so slowly. And then the countdown begins….10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1…blast off! The ERR Starship shakes, and quakes, the ground quivers beneath the crew’s feet. Planet Cutteslowe shimmers in the early evening sunlight. The cry goes out: “We transcend! We transcend!”. A line is drawn. We cross that line to self-transcendence. Three times! And when it’s over, the ERR Starship returns back down to Planet Earth and the crew return to their friends and families, but forever changed by the experience.
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