Cromford 25 race report, or, better late than never

 

“You really must do this time trail, it’ll be great!” Or words to that effect.  Lesley knew that I had admitted an interest in “competitive” cycling now that running had become a distant memory due to a misbehaving foot.  She was planning to spend the week in Derbyshire, duathlon training, and wanted to finish up with a time trial.

 

Jane had similarly been persuaded to enter the Grindleford Gallop, a 21 mile fell race held in the Chatsworth area, as part of marathon training.  Just where shiggy mountainsides resemble the Champs Elysee, I’m not too sure.

 

I Googled in the only information Lesley gave me: the course was LH/7.  The search engine immediately found the Cycling Time Trial website with the course details.  It was somewhere up north.  Oh well, try phoning the race organiser.  The good news is it’s not 25 miles, it’s only 19.5 miles.  The bad news is, it’s hilly.  One in seven.  Bugger.  My gearing’s not too good, nor is the engine.  The good news is, today’s the closing date.  Bad news, get the cheque in the post and I’ll save you a place.  Double bugger.

 

In a panic by now, I e-mailed Dave Miller who gave encouragement in the form of “Bloody Hell, you’re brave to do a 25 and you haven’t even done a 10; and it’s hilly? whoaaaa!  Still the rest’ll be a doddle after that!”  He confidently stated that my gears were OK for one in seven; well, he would say that wouldn’t he?  I frantically searched the OS sheet of Oxford for a hill suitable to prove that there was no way that I could do the race.  Shotover!  I rode out to Wheatley, climbed the easy side, fell off the Oxford side then climbed back up.  One in seven, no problem.  It’s not very long though.  Down to Botley; Hurst Park Rise.  Now that’s steep, must be one in six, but I did it!  Bring it on!

 

Last minute preparations consisted of cleaning the Raleigh Record Sprint, fitting new SPD pedals and pumping up the tyres.  This is a proper bike, made of gas pipes, none of this fancy carbon or ally rubbish.  They were built to last in them days (in fact it must be 20 years old!).

 

Saturday 12 March arrived and we rose before dawn for the trek up North.  The forecast was terrible with 100% chance of snow on Saturday and sleet on Sunday.  Even so, the fell race proceeded without troubling the Saint Bernard’s, in fact runners said the conditions were perfect: dehydration and overheating was not an issue. 

 

Pre-race preparation proceeded at Matlock Youth Hostel in the form of modest alcoholic celebration for Jane’s run, and an early night.  Just as well since Lesley and I had to set off before breakfast to make the 0900 start time.  The start was about six miles from the hostel, just enough for a warm up ride.  I planned on riding the hill section of the course to check the route.  Hey, this is tough, and it just keeps on going.  If I’d wanted to scare myself, I’d have looked closer at the OS map before leaving home.  The total vertical each lap is 160m, with 100m in 1km.  I was knackered by the time I reached the start.  Just in time.  Just as well the numbers were at the start and not at the HQ, a pub 1 mile and 80m down the hill.

 

The snow was now starting to fall.  The timekeeper said, “should’ve snowed in the night then we could have cancelled it!  Course was unrideable last week”.  Still, it wasn’t freezing on the road and I thought that if I’d travelled from Oxfordshire, I wasn’t going to miss out on this one.  No sign of Lesley who was driving from the Hostel.

 

All too soon my start time came.  The start line was at the top of the hill and was more like a launch pad.  I felt like Eddie the Eagle as the timekeeper held me back.  On the word, he let go and I swooped down the mountain.  The snow stung my face and I soon reached the top end of the first village.  The road was wet with the falling snow and I was nervous about the road junctions, parked cars, driveways and other hazards.  I was travelling faster than I’d drive a car through here; perhaps you need to be young and reckless for this game……

 

I reached the bottom and the marshal waved the turn for the start of the ascent.  It was harder this time but the adrenaline helped me to the top.  A rider passed me like I was standing still.  Chance to draught would be a fine thing; he’s a hundred yards up the hill by now!  Not only is this steep and long, it’s into a headwind.  And the snow is starting to lay on the road.

 

As I reached the top of the hill the road was white across half its width.  Take it a bit slower on the bends, no point in crashing out on my first outing.  Two more riders passed me on the first lap.  Quite pleased with this, at this rate, only half the pack will pass me and I won’t get lapped!  Second lap was more of the same except the hill mysteriously got steeper and the road became whiter.  I must be hallucinating.  Someone has just passed me wearing something that looks like a triathlon skin suit, mid-thigh, Lycra, not much else.  They breed them tough up north.

 

I gingerly made the slippery turn into the start/finish for the second time and the marshal told me to stop. The race had been reduced due to the worsening weather.  Still no sign of Lesley.  I was expecting her to pass me.

 

Gravity took me down to the HQ, a rather cosy pub with a log fire, tea and bacon butties.  And I didn’t have to race up the hill for a third time.  Jane and the kids were there.  Eventually Lesley turned up.  She hadn’t had a good morning.  A miscalculation resulted in a 30 second penalty for turning up late at the start.  Something to do with the hill between the pub and the start.  Also, when the marshal shouted “two laps finish”, she had thought: “bugger off, I’ve only got one left!” and proceeded to do the third lap.  Still it’s all good training.

 

Anyway, the results went up on the board and I was second in my category!  OK, OK, someone’s got to be last, but I was faster than the lightweights that DNS or, worse still, DNF.  Must’ve been mamby-pamby Southern Jessies……..See you again next year!